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What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

13.06.2025 05:54

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

Masturbation. Second verse, same as the first. (with apologies to Violent Femmes)

Think about the same sex in a sexual way. What’s next, dogs and cats living together? (and this is hardly an exaggeration; in the 2000s in the gay marriage controversy, Republicans were shouting that it would lead to bestiality)

Doing any other kind of drug that gives you pleasure. Can’t have that!

Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?

Have sex. Sometimes even within marriage, if you aren’t trying to have a child.

Think about the opposite sex in a sexual way. Remember “eye babies”?

Drinking. Heh, doing that right now. Some of them even deny that Christ drank wine, and they try to claim he drank grape juice instead. As if that was really a thing back then.

Do you think President-Elect Donald Trump won the presidency fair and square, or do you think the GOP resorted to blatant unlawful practices to tilt the election?

Gambling. Another yawn, except for those addicted to gambling, which is a real problem…but a sin, gimme a break!

Watch porn. Yaaaaawn. This is such lazy sh*t. Why do they even bother with this one?